Mooning You! Psych!

Mooning, you, Sucka! Psych! You wiper of other people's bottoms! You thought you would find a freebie here, a free ride, a free lunch or something else you're too cheap to pay for, you lazy bastard. Get a job and stop spounging off your parents and living on their couch. It's about time you replaced the food you ate in the refrigerator, too. While you're at it, pay back all the money you've borrowed over the past 3 years and start paying the right amount of taxes, you blight on society, you little worm, you leech at the bottom of the cesspool! There, I've said it.

Anyway, you've been mooned and punked. Take that! And, get a haircut, too!

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