Offensive t-shirts, rude and crude tees are offered on this page for distasteful people everywhere. For offensive t-shirts, you have come to the right place, my fellow humorist. The offensive t-shirts here are rude, crude and meant to shock and awe. Buy a few offensive t-shirts today and give the gift of mouth-dropping humor.

#ru1 - Shellfish Bastard

#ru2 - I smell inside

#ru15 - Bite Me 2

#ru3 - You looking at me!

#ru4 - Ensename Tus Chi Chis!
(Show me your breasts!)

#ru14 - GO F_CK Y__RS_LF

#ru13 - Can you hear me now?

#ru16 - Shut the Duck Up!

#ru12 - Asshole Member

#ru10 - take a hike

#ru11 - Te Hago Caliente, Baby?
(Do I make you horny, Baby?)

#ru6 - No Whining

Stumble It!

Hear what offenders are saying about our offensive t-shirts:

These rude tees make me want to pee my pants and wallow in it. I mean I'm not astronaut but I would definitely wear one of these offensive t-shirts while wearing a diaper and confronting my ex-lover. These are the funniest offensive t-shirts that I've seen in a while, that is why my closet if full of them. Them and skeletons, but that's another story for another time. These offensive t-shirts are so rude and crude that I even offend myself when wearing them and I'm a sociopath! So, get off your moral high horse and ride the baloney pony instead and buy a few of these offensive t-shirts today in support of funny rudeness everywhere.

- Mr. Rogers

I can't wait to try on the offensive t-shirts that I've ordered! These are the bomb! And, if you happen to be a bomber or a would-be bomber, you'll enjoy these offensive t-shirts as well. I am offended just thinking about them. In fact, I think it is more offensive, in regard to these t-shirts if you don't buy them. Okay, I need to stop and rest now.

- Ted Kaczynski

And if this isn't enough, check out the rants page as this may also have some offensive designs you're looking for and more.