Clever

Funny clever t-shirts, coffee mugs, tote bags and general silliness and drollness may be found on this page. If you want to give someone a sly, sideways smile as they walk by then give them the gift of laughter!

4play square
4PLay
Dalai Lama square
Dalai Lama Rama Ding Dong
I Think Therefore I Yam What I Yam square

I Think Therefore, I Yam What I Yam


Looking For A Hump
Looking for a Hump
Scratch Like No One Is Watching

Scratch Like No One Is Watching

@ss
@SS

Onan's Self-Basting Hotdogs
Onan’s Self-Basting Hotdogs
Snarky Comment Loading

Snarky Comment Loading

Happy Spanksgiving
Happy Spanksgiving!

I’m Trying NOT to Be the Old Guy Who Wears a Superhero T-shirt
Thanks, You’ve Made Me a Bitter Person
Thanks, You’ve Made Me a Bitter Person
It's All Your Fault! Squid Blame Games.
It’s All Your Fault! Squid Blame Games.

I Identify As A Seductress. My Pronouns Are F*CK / ME
I Identify As A Seductress. My Pronouns Are F*CK / ME
Karma Is a Bitch and That's Why I Call Yo Mama Karma
Karma Is a Bitch and That’s Why I Call Yo Mama Karma
Self-Taught Fartist
Self-Taught Fartist
Eating Healthy Is Not In My Diet
Eating Healthy Is Not In My Diet
Casper & His Friendly Ghost Pepper
Casper & His Friendly Ghost Pepper
Working Hard or Hardly Working? Or Just Working Your Hard-On?
Working Hard or Hardly Working? Or Just Working Your Hard-On?

We'll Have to Agree to Be Disagreeable
We’ll Have to Agree to Be Disagreeable
Best In Shit Show
Teledeportation (Every Time I Teleport to Hawaii I’m Immediately Bounced to Siberia)
Teledeportation (Every Time I Teleport to Hawaii I’m Immediately Bounced to Siberia)

Everybody Loves Raymond + Everyone Loves Bacon
Everybody Loves Raymond + Everyone Loves Bacon
Entremanure: Self-Employed Bullshit Artist
EntreManure: Self-Employed Bullshit Artist
Shot Puss Fick Cont Cacksucker Motherfacker & Tets
Shot Puss Fick Cont Cacksucker Motherfacker & Tets

Gruntled Employee
Gruntled Employee
Coffee Is Supply & Demand. So I Demand You Supply Me with Coffee!
Coffee Is Supply & Demand. So I Demand You Supply Me with Coffee!
Best Dad Never
Best Dad Never!

Are You Judgmental or Just Mental?
Are You Judgmental or Just Mental?
Isn’t It Fortunate that Ranch Dressing Doesn’t Have All of the Flavors of the Ranch in It?
Isn’t It Fortunate that Ranch Dressing Doesn’t Have All of the Flavors of the Ranch in It?
Señor Moment: All of a Sudden, I Think I’m Having a Margarita on a Mexican Beach
Señor Moment: All of a Sudden, I Think I’m Having a Margarita on a Mexican Beach

Coyote on Peyote
Coyote on Peyote
Nice to Meet You in Person. It's Good to Put a Face to My Anger
Nice to Meet You in Person. It’s Good to Put a Face to My Anger
I Only Do Moderation in Moderation
I Only Do Moderation in Moderation

I’m So Grateful You Found Someone Like Me
I’m So Grateful You Found Someone Like Me
Liquor In the Front. Poker In the Rear. Put on Some Clothes & Bring Me a Beer.
Liquor In the Front. Poker In the Rear. Put on Some Clothes & Bring Me a Beer.
I Write My Mental Notes in Disappearing Ink

I Write My Mental Notes in Disappearing Ink


Like what you see? Then buy something for yourself of a loved one! Give the gift that keeps on giving!

Why buy clever t-shirts, hats or coffee mugs?

There can be several reasons to buy clever merch such as the funny graphics seen on this page. Let’s discuss some of them here:

1. You want to be the life of the party and wearing a funny, clever t-shirt is a good start. The rest, however, is up to you and your stunning personality.

2. You have some problem with your friend or someone close to you and you are not on talking terms. Well, put one off these clever t-shirts in front of them or a coffee mug and you never know it can work like a magic.

3. These clever t-shirts, hats and coffee mugs can be very interesting gift also for your near and dear ones. You can share a laugh or poke some fun. It can be a bonding experience. Also, covering both of you in Bondo can be a bonding experience but that gets a little messy (not to be confused with covering soccer star Messi with Bondo as this can get you a jail sentence).

4. These clever commodities can also be just for fun. Many a times we see people wearing t-shirts, hats or carrying a coffee mug with funny messages. The intention is spreading happiness and having fun. They are just trying to put a smile to everyone’s face!

5. These clever designs also can be used as a medium of giving social messages. Take a photo of yourself wearing a clever t-shirt or of your coffee mug and post it on one or more of your social media accounts and let the fun begin! You’ll be the life of the online party!

6. Last but not the least, wearing clever tees is considered to be a smart way of dressing. It may attract some interesting conversations and make some new friends for you.

Some of the funny merch we’re offering includes t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, long sleeve tees, tank tops, swimwear, bikinis, men’s swim trunks, sports bras, shorts, canvas prints, coffee mugs, notebooks, tumblers, men’s undies, tighty-whities, boxer-briefs, underwear, women’s panties, mousepads, tote bags, ball caps, trucker hats, facemasks and phone cases.

The intentions behind buying clever t-shirts, hats or coffee mugs can be many. Think about yours and choose accordingly. Buy some clever merch today!