If you’ve ever living in a dysfunctional family or know of one or have worked in a dysfunctional workplace, then you’re probably family with both the 800-pound gorilla and the elephant in the living room.

But if you were to pit one against the other who would win? Sure, the elephant is much bigger, but that giant monkey is much more nibble and he’s a biter, too. Anyway, no matter which one you pick, let’s not talk about it. Let’s definitely not talk about it (just buy the t-shirt).