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After a particularly dream-filled night of sleep, I had a thought: Heaven is the accumulation of all of the dreams you’ve had in your lifetime. Hell is the accumulation of all of your nightmares. In the afterlife, may you live your dreams instead of your nightmares. Not particularly funny, is it? What is funny though, […]

I don’t know what the big deal is about the Palestinians choosing Hamas. I personally like Hamas. And, since the Palestinians chose Hamas through democratic elections, who are we to complain? I mean anything chosen through democratic elections are much better than the alternative, right? Now, if we could just get the Palestinians to choose

So, Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in last night’s game against the Toronto Raptors. This is second only in history to Wilt Chamberlain’s 100-point game. Two words: double team. Is there anything more that needs to be said? I mean, if a guy is dropping twos and threes like a gambler at a slot machine,

Code Orange, Code Yellow, what’s it all mean? This country has been on alert so much during the past 4 years that by now we’re just sleeping through it. And that’s a good thing. Just more proof that there are a vast number of sleeper cells in this country. If you’d like more evidence of

Okay, I know it’s not cool but sometimes I can be a real nerd. I mean for the past couple of weeks I’ve been toying with the idea of updating the funny t-shirt sites with a new look and feel, new web design and umph, here’s the nerdy part, I’m getting excited over some new

Finished! The new funny t-shirt designs have been uploaded to the April-Fools.us website. A few of the funny t-shirt designs are all-time favorites but most of the funny t-shirts are originals just released today. I encourage one and all to check out the new funny t-shirts as all the popular categories have been covered plus

Funny t-shirts are now going up on the April Fools website. I should be finished uploading the new designs / products in the next couple of days. It will be interesting to see the reaction to these funny t-shirts as most have never appeared before on the web. It will also be interesting to see how well

Like David Letterman says, “The name so nice they say it twice.” Just got back from New Yuk, New Yuk from a fantastic New Year’s celebration. Being originally from the Midwest and now from California I was expecting to run into that famous New Yukker rudeness, which I never did. In fact, all I received

According to the Associated Press, former top accountant at Enron Corporation, Richard Causey, sealed his plea deal with prosecutors Wednesday, becoming a key potential witness in the upcoming fraud trial of former CEOs Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling. Looks like this Enron end-run will make for some good dramatic courtroom TV in the months to

Well, its that time a year, Christmas Day, so I thought I would take a moment before the kids get going to wish all my blog readers a Happy Holiday Season, including Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza and any other pagan or non-pagan semi-religious or Santa oriented celebration that one wishes to acknowledge (Ah, yes, political correctness