Funny Stories

Guest Post by Angus “Porkchop” Holstein What a time to be alive. Or not alive if you are in Ukraine. Ehe. Wait, I can’t get out of character. I am bond! Paul bond! Damn it, I should have changed my name after the release of Casino Royale. But here I am being the boring Paul […]

Guest Post by Manny Mannequin Wow, it is amazing what a difference there is between seasons.  Last year the world’s waters were literally filled up with “Garchs”.  You may ask yourself what the hell is a Garch? Well in the world of fantasy where I live, I can make up words as I please, so

Guest Post by Pat Mebutt New habitable planet search mission 2033 Day 9: Landing Day I don’t wanna go to space. Nothing is exciting about a place that sucks all air out of you and stretches every 206 bones of your body. I don’t even qualify. I gave my astronaut exams online. And who the

By Vladimir “Mad Dog, Bad Dog” Putin as told to Journalist Peter Pinchaloaf An entry from Putin’s journal *not scientifically verified* January 2022 Today I woke up and chose violence. Eh ha ha ha! I took out the Europe map. I’ve heard of a game where I have to blindly pick a place on a

Guest Post by Aaron von Raschke Lately you have been playing a lot of hoops after work with your boys and then going out for beers afterwards and not showering in-between.  After a couple weeks of this you notice you are itching around the other boys.  Yes, we all have gotten it and feel the

Guest Post by Larry Dingleberry In a surprising turn of evens Star Tennis Player and # 1 rated in the world Novak Djokovic has finally decided to get his Covid vaccination thus clearing him to play in the Australian Open.  Everyone has been waiting for this moment and a hell of a lot of people

Guest Post by Dick Stickenbush Here’s an odd story from the news recently. A family was vacationing in Texas. They had a picnic in the park. Everything was going well. There were lots to eat and the kids were having fun. When it was time to leave, however, one of the kids threw a stick

Guest Post by Frankie Valley When everyone around was preparing for the events and gatherings on New Year’s Eve, Frankenstein was sad. He was missing his bride who was far, far away (probably visiting Shrek). After observing the sad mood of Frankenstein, some of his friends invited him to the party with the thought that