Carpe Dame Seize the Woman Jokes on T-shirts Coffee Mugs Tote Bags Facemasks Notebooks for Sale

The Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) graphic is one of our funny jokes on merchandise designs that really brings a smile to people’s faces. If you and your semi-literate friends have ever shouted, “carpe diem!” for seize the day, then you can relate to spotting an attractive female and wanting to do the same.

Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) Snug-Fit Polyester Face Mask

$12.14

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Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) AOP Tote Bag

$24.23

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Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) Ceramic Mug 15oz

$16.94

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Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) Spiral Notebook – Ruled Line

$15.69

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Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee

$26.73 – $30.35

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Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

$21.15 – $35.96

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Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

$28.70 – $43.60

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Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

$16.82 – $20.25

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Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

$15.87 – $20.34

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Featuring funny Carpe Dame (Seize the Woman) jokes on t-shirts, coffee mugs, hoodies, facemasks, notebooks, tote bags and more. If you want to give a laugh to a special someone, then buy this now! For more funny jokes on humorous merch, check out our entire site! So, carpe negotiationem (seize the merchandise) and come back often.