By Vladimir “Mad Dog, Bad Dog” Putin as told to Journalist Peter Pinchaloaf An entry from Putin’s journal *not scientifically verified* January 2022 Today I woke up and chose violence. Eh ha ha ha! I took out the Europe map. I’ve heard of a game where I have to blindly pick a place on a […]
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Guest Post by Aaron von Raschke Lately you have been playing a lot of hoops after work with your boys and then going out for beers afterwards and not showering in-between. After a couple weeks of this you notice you are itching around the other boys. Yes, we all have gotten it and feel the
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Did you know that the first-ever jokes in human history were related to things we do in the bathroom or bedroom? Yeah, I was surprised to know that, too. Apparently, people laugh more at things that they find private, crude, or taboo — that’s until the joke does actually hurt anyone. In that case, the
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Guest Post by Larry Dingleberry In a surprising turn of evens Star Tennis Player and # 1 rated in the world Novak Djokovic has finally decided to get his Covid vaccination thus clearing him to play in the Australian Open. Everyone has been waiting for this moment and a hell of a lot of people
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Guest Post by I. P. Daily Wow, all I have to say is what a wonderful career. The only thing that could have been more memorable about her career and looking back would have been she had been cast instead of Donna Reed in it’s a Wonderful Life, because that’s what it was for Betty.
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Guest Post by Dick Stickenbush Here’s an odd story from the news recently. A family was vacationing in Texas. They had a picnic in the park. Everything was going well. There were lots to eat and the kids were having fun. When it was time to leave, however, one of the kids threw a stick
Guest Post by Frankie Valley When everyone around was preparing for the events and gatherings on New Year’s Eve, Frankenstein was sad. He was missing his bride who was far, far away (probably visiting Shrek). After observing the sad mood of Frankenstein, some of his friends invited him to the party with the thought that
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Guest Post by Billy Barty It was in November of 2021 that Santa’s sweatshop ground to a halt. The Allomother Turkey had just been sacrificed to appease the Pagan Forest Gods in the rite of Thanksgiving. As mash potato dishes were slicked up and cranberry sauce was banished back to the pantry, the Christmas season
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The year is now 2031 and we are in the 100th season of the TV show Squid Games. It has been an amazing and ingenious run at the bizarre world of how to kill off thousands of people and get away with it. All this because of an addiction to thrill seeking by the organizers.
Guest Post by James Dean You might have heard about beauty contests since they are widely popular, have been for years and capture our attention. We are excited to know which specific traits help someone to become the winner of such contests. Here she comes, Miss Luxembourg. But have you heard about beauty contests happening
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