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Here’s a shout out to all you Irish, part-Irish and wannabee Irish people this upcoming St. Patty’s Day! As part-Irish (and full of ire) myself, I think St. Patrick’s Day is a great time to celebrate everything green including beer and mold. In fact, green beer with green eggs and ham (sans Seuss) is a […]

Well, the official tally is in! Most people interviewed (meaning the few people I regularly talk to who put up with such nonsense) overwhelming say that a gazillion is worth far more than a bazillion. When asked why they chose one made-up word over another, the answers were a lot murkier. One of the more

I was down at the beach last week and saw pods of dolphins on two different days. The first day there were about 30 of them in a cove and a few even came about 20 feet from shore, riding some of the waves as they were breaking. The sun was setting, and red-orange shards

First, brrreeeport is a made-up word, coined by rogue blogger, Robert Scoble as an experiment to get z-list bloggers like myself (or perhaps that would that be z-minus list – but whose counting?) found and to test just what the search engines are doing with such made up words. You can read more about his

A number of years ago, one of the major disposable razor manufacturers came out with the revolutionary idea of twin blades. The first blade stretches the whisker out, and the second blade cuts the whisker below the skin line for the ultimate in smooth shaving. Sometime later, Saturday Night Live aired a parody commercial depicting

Well, I just got back from working out at the local health club. It just kills me to see some of the trainers ducking behind the outside corner of the building for a smoke as if no one can see them. What’s also amusing is to see people circling the parking lot looking for a

Sometimes all of the forces of the universe come together and cause, well, indigestion. But other times these same forces, call them karma or kismet or even Murphy’s Law come together to provide us with the perfect spawning ground for a great visual pun. Take for instance, the upcoming Super Bowl 40 or XL as

After a particularly dream-filled night of sleep, I had a thought: Heaven is the accumulation of all of the dreams you’ve had in your lifetime. Hell is the accumulation of all of your nightmares. In the afterlife, may you live your dreams instead of your nightmares. Not particularly funny, is it? What is funny though,

I don’t know what the big deal is about the Palestinians choosing Hamas. I personally like Hamas. And, since the Palestinians chose Hamas through democratic elections, who are we to complain? I mean anything chosen through democratic elections are much better than the alternative, right? Now, if we could just get the Palestinians to choose

So, Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in last night’s game against the Toronto Raptors. This is second only in history to Wilt Chamberlain’s 100-point game. Two words: double team. Is there anything more that needs to be said? I mean, if a guy is dropping twos and threes like a gambler at a slot machine,