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April Fool’s Day 2008 is just a week away, so how are you going to celebrate this wacky day? Will you be putting some clear gelatin in the toilet or filling the cupboard full of ping pong balls? Or perhaps you’ll put a little yellow rubber ducky in your 5-gallon bottled water container. Of course, […]

So, let’s say that you have a bad case of Spring Fever. Snow has been piled up at your door for months or ice has been covering your driveway and sidewalk making more slippery than picking up a banana in a large oil spill. Perhaps, its just about time for Spring Break and you’d like

Skull t-shirts have been popular for at least a couple of decades and even longer. But it has only been within the last couple of years that skull t-shirts have gone mainstream. This counterculture symbol of darkness and rebellion used to be the sole property of gangs like the Hell’s Angels and others who wanted

Funny t-shirts are a mainstay of sites like this. But, now that it is political season, there is more entertaining material to design t-shirts around. In fact, there are way too many choices as to what one could put on a t-shirt in order to either promote one’s cause or to disrespect the other agenda.

Okay, this story is too good to pass up. An Englishman named Robert Fidler decided to build his dream home. The only problem is that Robert Fidler’s dream home is a castle, and he hid it behind a huge wall of hay. What the hay? Apparently Fidler who was on the roof quite a bit,

I think a lot about farts (what guy doesn’t?). And I particularly think about farts when I am at the gym working out. For some unknown reason I am particularly gassy when I’m at the gym. I try to position myself on the equipment so that I’m out of smelling range from other people. I

Vajayjay is now urban slang for vagina. The term “Vajayjay” was introduced by Grey’s Anatomy when they were struggling to come up with an alternative term for the female genitalia. Oprah Winfrey, however, picked up vajayjay, so to speak and ran with it. Men have been naming their penises since time began when the first caveman named his

Like I’ve already talked about, China is a pee poor place for the TV show Survivor to be hosted this time around. Why do the producers not choose another island? Since Survivor seems to be running out of places to host their show, here’s a top 10 list of locations they haven’t tried yet. 1. Survivor Iceland – have

So, did the TV show Survivor finally run out of islands? I mean they go from competing on Gilligan’s Island to a country with over 1 billion people in it. Survivor China? What’s next, Survivor Idaho? Perhaps Survivor Idaho can take place in an airport bathroom with several senators in each stall. I just can’t wait until the final season

Marcel Marceau has died quietly at the age of 84. And, while a mime is a terrible thing to waste, it had to happen sometime. This also begs the question that if a mime falls in the forest and no one is around to see him, does he make a sound? Attendees to Marceau’s funeral