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The Trumpster Strikes Again It was a dark and stormy night in Washington D.C. The kind of night where you’d want to stay indoors, curl up with a good book, and pretend the world outside wasn’t, well, totally bonkers. But in the White House, the lights were blazing, and the tweeting was in full swing. […]

Coco the Clown prided herself on being a purveyor of wholesome mirth. Her bright red nose wasn’t for honking terror into children’s hearts, but for blowing out birthday candles (imaginary ones, of course, because real fire and a big floppy shoe were a disaster waiting to happen). Her squirting flower trick only sprayed harmless glitter,

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