Guest Post by Wolfman Jack
One icy, windy night, a Nobleman of a sparsely inhabited remote village gathered strong men of his village to hunt big beasty wild werewolves. The faithful men, shivering in cold, stuck to their elder’s directions. On reaching the mid of nearby but unvisited woods, the men came across a pack of werewolves. An Alpha Werewolf came out of them
Werewolf: Why have you come here?
Elder: We have come to wipe you out.
Werewolf: Why you dare to think such a thing?
Elder: You don’t wear funny t-shirts.
Werewolf: Then what?
Elder: I am going to kill you.
The elder raised his sword and roared.
Werewolf: Wait! Why should I wear a funny t-shirt?
Elder: You have a hairy chest.
Werewolf: Then what?
Elder: I am going to kill you.
Elder raised his sword and roared.
Werewolf: Wait! Why shouldn’t I have hairy chest?
Elder: My wife doesn’t like it.
Werewolf: Hmm…
The Elder raised his sword and roared.
Elder’s funny t-shirt: Wait! Jasmine likes chest hair.
Elder: She didn’t like these beasts when they attacked the neighbors. That’s because of hairy chests.
Funny T-shirt: Last time you shaved your chest, she probed me. She was looking for it. When she found
some, she loved it.
Werewolf: Aww!
Elder: I don’t know why she disliked this half wolf. I am going to finish him.
The Elder raised his sword and roared.
Funny T-shirt: Wait! Alpha wolf, did you wear underwear when you attacked?
Werewolf: No.
Funny T-shirt: Do you remember what she said when you asked her to do laundry because of your underwear was smelling?
Elder: She don’t like someone without underwear.
Werewolf: What if we promise to wear funny t-shirts from now on?
Elder: That will be Okay. Now that this is settled, come here, and give me a hug.
They hug.