It’s Thorsday! Time to Bring the Hammer Down

Ever get that midweek slump where you just want to smash your problems away? Well, Thor gets it. He also gets every cosmic, monstrous, world-ending problem the universe can schedule.

Introducing THORSDAY – the one day a week when the God of Thunder turns his divine calendar into a villainous to-do list. Forget manic Mondays; wait until you see a hangry Hulk interrupt Thor’s morning mead. Romance is for Fridays, but Thorsday is for unmatched, electrifying, hammer-based therapy.

From an emo Gorr with a god complex to a symbiote god who picked the wrong weekday, watch as Thor juggles interstellar tantrums, celestial side-eye, and a very confused Iron Man. It’s a non-stop, lightning-charged spectacle where the only item on the agenda is making bad guys literally wet their pants.

This isn’t just a song; it’s a weekly Asgardian ritual. So grab your own Mjolnir (or a reasonable facsimile) and find out why even Odin is nodding with pride. The beat drops, the hammer swings, and the thunder roars exclusively on Thorsday.

Drop everything and witness the mightiest day of the week. Your weekend starts with a KABOOM.