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Rascally Rascalvite from Rascalvania
RATED TV-MA language, nudity, farting
Reading Is Good
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Refund and Returns Policy
Reindeer Beer
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Right Now I’m Holding a Name My Penis Contest
Rip Van Stinkle
Rock My Jingle Bells, Baby
Sample Page
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Save the Drama for Your Llama
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St. Patty’s Day Brought to You by Pat McGroin & Phil McCracken
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Swashbuckling Fuckler
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Teabag University
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Teledeportation (Every Time I Teleport to Hawaii I’m Immediately Bounced to Siberia)
Tell My Condescending Owner to Stop Dogsplaining to Me
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The Rhythm Finally Got Me
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This Is My Birthday Present
This Is the Square Root of I Don’t Give a F*$%@CK.
This Is What I Think Of You
Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t, Teach. Those Who Can’t Teach Watch Porn.
Throwing Darts Is Much Better than Throwing Sharts
TIME TRAVEL EXPRESS. When It Absolutely, Positively Has to Be There Yesterday
Top Chow Hound
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Unimaginative Blue Jean T-shirt Halloween Guy
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Using the Toilet Plunger Is My Main Form of Exercise
Vagina Dialogue
Valentine’s Day
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Victim Of A Shit & Run
Violence Is Acceptable
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Want to see my move 100 mph? Light my tampon.
Warm & Calculating
Warning: I Make Disturbing Bathroom Noises
Wash It, Dry It, Slap It On the Bing Bong
Washbored Stomach. I Washed It and Now I’m Bored.
We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve OR We Accept the Dessert We Think We Love
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Well, the Weather Outside Is Frightful
What Do I Think About Anal Sex? F*ck That Sh*t!
What Do I Think about Guns? Now, That’s a Loaded Question.
When One Door Closes Another One Opens. Unfortunately, Mine Is a Trap Door.
Where’s My Friggin’ Food Karen!
Who Did Not Let the Dogs Out Because Who’s On First
Why Does Santa Practice Conditional Love?
Why Is It Every Time I Take a Poop, I Make 3 Stooges Noises
Will Lick Balls for Food
Willfully Immature
Winner of the Fart Burp Sneeze Puke Pee Poop at the Same Time Award
Winnie the Poop
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With My Luck the Next Time I Hear The World Is Your Oyster Will Be at the Pearly Gates
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Would You Like to Have Dinner, Sex and a Nice Poop Afterwards?
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You’ll Hear From My Lawyer About This Situation
You’re Really Going to Go Places! (Rehab, Prison & Then Buried in the Desert)
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