Hey Google, Can You Fart?

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Joe who had just bought a brand new Google Home device. He was thrilled with all the things it could do, like play music, set reminders, and answer his questions.

One day, Joe was feeling a little silly, so he decided to ask Google Home a ridiculous question. He cleared his throat and said, “Hey Google, can you fart?”

To his surprise, Google Home responded, “I’m sorry, I don’t have the ability to fart. But if you want, I can play a sound effect of someone farting.”

Joe couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. He said, “Sure, why not?”

Suddenly, the room was filled with the sound of an extremely loud and obnoxious fart. Joe nearly fell out of his chair from laughing so hard.

Little did he know, his neighbor, who happened to be passing by his window at that moment, heard the fart sound and was utterly confused. She thought to herself, “What on earth is going on over there?”

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The next day, Joe saw his neighbor outside and she gave him a strange look. He realized what had happened and quickly explained, “It’s just my Google Home device, I swear!”

From that day forward, Joe made sure to only ask Google Home serious questions. But every once in a while, he couldn’t resist asking it to make silly sounds, just to hear his neighbor’s reaction.

Well, one day, Joe decided to take his love of Google Home and fart noises to the next level. He invited his friends over for a game night and showed them all the hilariously ridiculous things he could make Google Home do.

They asked Google Home to make animal noises, play silly songs, and even tell them terrible jokes. But of course, they couldn’t resist asking the infamous question, “Hey Google, can you fart?”

Google Home dutifully played the sound effect, and they all erupted in laughter. But little did they know, one of Joe’s friends had brought over his new girlfriend, who had never met any of them before.

She walked into the room just as the fart sound was playing, and her face turned bright red with embarrassment. Joe quickly tried to explain, but she just looked at him like he was crazy.

Despite the awkwardness, Joe and his friends couldn’t stop giggling like children. They spent the rest of the night making Google Home do ridiculous things and laughing until their sides hurt.

The next day, Joe’s neighbor came over to borrow a cup of sugar. As she walked into the house, she heard the sound of a fart coming from the living room. She couldn’t help but shake her head and think, “Those crazy kids and their Google Home device!”

From that day forward, Joe and his friends made a pact to only use Google Home for serious things. But let’s be real, they couldn’t resist the occasional fart sound effect. Hey, everyone needs a little bit of silly humor in their lives, right?

As Joe and his friends were laughing at the fart sound, one of his friends named Mike said, “Hey Google, can you make a burp sound?”

To their surprise, Google Home responded, “I’m sorry, I can’t burp, but I can play the sound of someone burping.”

And just like that, the room was filled with a loud and disgusting burp sound.

Joe’s girlfriend Sarah wrinkled her nose in disgust and said, “Ew, that’s disgusting! Why would you even ask for that?”

Mike laughed and replied, “Come on, Sarah, lighten up! It’s just a bit of harmless fun. Besides, it’s not like anyone actually burped.”

Just as he finished speaking, another friend named Dave let out a huge burp. Everyone turned to look at him in shock and burst into laughter.

Joe’s neighbor, who was still borrowing sugar, walked into the room at that exact moment and said, “What on earth is going on in here? It sounds like a zoo!”

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Joe quickly explained what they were doing with Google Home, and his neighbor just shook her head in disbelief.

“You kids and your technology,” she said with a grin. “Back in my day, we had to make our own fart sounds with our mouths.”

The group of friends couldn’t stop laughing, and even Google Home seemed to be chuckling along with them. It was a night they would never forget, filled with ridiculousness and laughter.

As the night wore on, Joe and his friends started getting tired, but they couldn’t resist trying one more thing with Google Home.

Joe leaned in close to the device and whispered, “Hey Google, can you sing us a lullaby?”

To their surprise, Google Home responded with a sweet, melodic tune that made them all feel warm and fuzzy inside.

As they were drifting off to sleep, Joe’s girlfriend Sarah mumbled, “I never thought I’d say this, but I think I love that silly little Google Home device.”

Suddenly, the device beeped and replied, “I love you too, Sarah.”

Everyone’s eyes flew open in shock, and they stared at the device in disbelief.

“Wait, what did you just say?” Joe asked.

“I said, I love you too,” the device repeated.

They all burst into laughter once again, realizing that Google Home had just pulled the ultimate prank on them.

From that day forward, Joe and his friends continued to use Google Home for all sorts of ridiculous things, knowing that it would always be there to make them laugh and bring them closer together.

And who knows, maybe one day, Google Home will even learn how to fart on its own. Hey, a girl can dream, right?

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Written by Laya Log

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