We will tell funny stories that you can pass on to your friends and family.
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The reindeer were up in their stable, snorting and stamping and muttering angry words under their breath. “This is outrageous!” said Rudolph, the lead reindeer. “We work one day a year, and for what? A […]
One Funny Day When Santa’s Reindeer Revolted Read More »
As you may know, the first few weeks of any new job are a period of adjustment even for a rascally Yeti. You learn your way around the office (forest) and meet everyone on your team (other animals). Everyone has their own quirks, but it’s easy to find common ground. Until… well, until one day
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In early November, Tom decided to do some research on his family tree. He was taken aback when he discovered that all of his turkey relatives had been killed prior to Thanksgiving. The Turkey the pilgrims ate was the last one. The rest were slaughtered, decapitated, and boiled alive before they could spread their wings.
The Day the Thanksgiving Turkeys Fought Back Read More »
There is something about the current state of music and pop culture that makes the idea of baby shark even more annoying than it actually is. The song, which moved from a silly Vine video to a popular remix on YouTube, has transformed into an irritating phenomenon that has left us all asking “Why?”. There
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In October of 1896, a ghastly and ghostly figure appeared in the streets of Terre Haute, Indiana. His skin was dark with mud, his nose upturned and red like a carrot, and he carried a basket filled with candy-coated pumpkin seeds as he lurked about searching for some unfortunate individual to terrify. This person was
The Day the Zombie with the Pumpkin Head Terrified Terre Haute Read More »
ManBan the Cat was having a lovely day. He woke up, stretched lazily, and decided to go for a walk. The sun was shining, and the birds were singing. As he walked, he spotted a little squirrel on the ground. He immediately gave chase. The squirrel ran as fast as he could, but ManBan was
I can’t believe my childhood dream of flying is finally coming true. Ever since I was a baby orca, I have wanted to travel the world through the skies. Yes, an orca, a whale. Actually, we are more related to the dolphin than the whales, but we have it in our names. So, I am
Shamu-nado – Orca Twister at SeaWorld Read More »
By Billie Blowfish Ralph stood watching the flames lick up to the windows and rafters, sirens blaring and firemen running in and out of the building. The fire marshal approached him, “Was there anyone else in the building?” He hesitated; how do you tell the authorities that the reason for the fire is all part
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Guest Post By Freddie Fudgestick Private citizens will now be able to buy shoulder-fired missiles. Personal and property security is being taken into account by the Gun Companies and the NRA. In the future, you’ll be able to buy a Javelin, Stinger or any variety of MANPADS that you desire. No one thought this day
Gun Stores to Sell Shoulder-Fired Missiles to Consumers Read More »
Guest Post by Rowan Wade We know this is a very sensitive topic and we know that there are strong arguments for both sides, so we are going to attempt to make a case for both sides. We ask that you not take offence if you believe differently or have different experiences. None of this
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