By Billie Blowfish Ralph stood watching the flames lick up to the windows and rafters, sirens blaring and firemen running in and out of the building. The fire marshal approached him, “Was there anyone else in the building?” He hesitated; how do you tell the authorities that the reason for the fire is all part […]
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Guest Post By Freddie Fudgestick Private citizens will now be able to buy shoulder-fired missiles. Personal and property security is being taken into account by the Gun Companies and the NRA. In the future, you’ll be able to buy a Javelin, Stinger or any variety of MANPADS that you desire. No one thought this day
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Guest Post by Rowan Wade We know this is a very sensitive topic and we know that there are strong arguments for both sides, so we are going to attempt to make a case for both sides. We ask that you not take offence if you believe differently or have different experiences. None of this
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Guest Post by Angus “Porkchop” Holstein What a time to be alive. Or not alive if you are in Ukraine. Ehe. Wait, I can’t get out of character. I am bond! Paul bond! Damn it, I should have changed my name after the release of Casino Royale. But here I am being the boring Paul
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Guest Post by Ride Sally Ride We are all peace-loving creatures so no one WILL slap anyone unless they truly deserve it. Even then, you will go on to cry and apologize about it. It’s not acceptable but it has been done before especially in Hollywood. Slaps have been used in Hollywood to signify a
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If you go through some of your favorite online newspapers on April Fool’s Day, you may find several suspicious headlines. While getting into the details, you will learn about some hoax stories relating to April Fool’s Day. You may have a thought about when and why we started celebrating day of pranks and merriment (Pranksgiving,
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Guest Post by Manny Mannequin Wow, it is amazing what a difference there is between seasons. Last year the world’s waters were literally filled up with “Garchs”. You may ask yourself what the hell is a Garch? Well in the world of fantasy where I live, I can make up words as I please, so
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Guest Post by Pat Mebutt New habitable planet search mission 2033 Day 9: Landing Day I don’t wanna go to space. Nothing is exciting about a place that sucks all air out of you and stretches every 206 bones of your body. I don’t even qualify. I gave my astronaut exams online. And who the
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By Vladimir “Mad Dog, Bad Dog” Putin as told to Journalist Peter Pinchaloaf An entry from Putin’s journal *not scientifically verified* January 2022 Today I woke up and chose violence. Eh ha ha ha! I took out the Europe map. I’ve heard of a game where I have to blindly pick a place on a
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Guest Post by Aaron von Raschke Lately you have been playing a lot of hoops after work with your boys and then going out for beers afterwards and not showering in-between. After a couple weeks of this you notice you are itching around the other boys. Yes, we all have gotten it and feel the
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